YOU LIKE MAGICK? WE GOT MAGICK.
DOES MAGICK REALLY WORK?
Does magick work? Of course not—unless it does. It’s the art of making nonsense do cartwheels in the laws of probability, the whispered punchline to a cosmic joke you’re too mortal to get. It’s not about results—it’s about the shiver, the glitch, the inexplicable wink from the universe when you weren’t looking. But I'll get you fucking results. But they may vary. Ask magick straight and it lies; ask it sideways and it truths. But you don't have to worry about that. Leave it to the professionals. Or, since you're already here, leave it to me.