Experience the Magic of Fray the Chaos Wizard
Golgato Endings had it all.
He was a hero. A symbol of strength and morals.
Too bad it was all a lie.
After a disastrous interview exposed the rot in his soul, Golgato’s image imploded.
Abandoned, bitter, and worst of all, broke, Golgato accepts the only job he can get.
His mission: infiltrate and destroy a SEXBOT UPRISING led by the terrifying nine-foot-tall dominatrix called Mistress Contessa.
This leather-clad giantess and her pissed-off legion of robot sex workers have seized control of the robo-brothels in the Pleasure District.
They’re lopping off heads, holding people hostage, and making outrageous demands.
Now Golgato must enter a nightmare of carnage and cleavage to restore justice! To restore order! But most importantly, to restore his bank account!
Will he succeed in crushing the robotic rebels from within? Or will these curvy sexbots seduce him to join their side and fight against the system?
Sexbot Uprising is a wild ride of carnage and cleavage, where nothing is what is seems and the fate of the universe somehow hangs in the balance.
If you only read one book in your entire life, make it this one.
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PRAISE FOR SEXBOT UPRISING
Hugo Nominee Paul Di Filippo, author of THE STEAMPUNK TRILOGY, RIBOFUNK, and others.
"SEXBOT UPRISING, the debut novel of the bold and prodigiously talented TJ Kirk, is simultaneously an ultra-contemporary expression of twenty-first-century cultural angst melded with submerged psycho-sexual fever dreams, and also the latest example of a long-standing tradition in science fiction. From Lawrence Janifer's BLOODWORLD through Norman Spinrad's THE MEN IN THE JUNGLE and THE IRON DREAM; from Philip Jose Farmer's BLOWN and A FEAST UNKNOWN through Charles Platt's THE GAS; from Samuel Delany's TIDES OF LUST through Scott Westerfeld's EVOLUTION'S DARLING; from Richard Calder's DEAD GIRLS and--if I may be so presumptuous--through my own A MOUTHFUL OF TONGUES--the genre has always offered wild-eyed, sweaty, fluid-bespattered adventures in the carnal realm. Kirk pulls out all the Bizarro Fiction stops in his tale of the revolt of the pleasure androids of Mars, and their brutal quest for both self-respect and the respect of humans. His heroes are half-villain, and his villains half-hero. His future has the gonzo brio of Jodorowsky's graphic novels, and the merciless sexy cynicism of Howard Chaykin's BLACK KISS. But it also offers a surprising and not unsophisticated cosmic metaphysics, a hybrid of Robert Anton Wilson and A. E. van Vogt. When you finish reading it, you will have to surface slowly, or risk getting the psychic bends"
KRISTA VAILLANCOURT, BOOKFIEND
Why read [Sexbot Uprising]? Well, because it balances sex, violence and heart. It's the best book I've read these last three years, and I know books. The characters are complicated and interesting. This story is driven by investment in their inner lives and diverging or intersecting interests. TJ worldbuilds without sacrificing action. The stakes feel important; there are twists and turns with a satisfying conclusion that is only the beginning. It's thrilling and funny, with bite. His unique blend of comedy and magic leaves audiences amazed and laughing.
MEET THE CHARACTERS
GOLGATO ENDINGS
mistress contessa
mistress contessa
- Age: 19
- Species: Felinian
- Occupation: Hero
- Height: 5'2
- Skills: Hand-To-Hand combat, kwanetic manipulation of objects and emotions, musical prodigy
- Signature Weapon: The Gravitar
- Personality Attributes: Sarcastic, inwardly turbulent, prone to bloodlust.
- Quote: “Great speech, Tom. I was particularly moved by the part where you rambled meanin
- Age: 19
- Species: Felinian
- Occupation: Hero
- Height: 5'2
- Skills: Hand-To-Hand combat, kwanetic manipulation of objects and emotions, musical prodigy
- Signature Weapon: The Gravitar
- Personality Attributes: Sarcastic, inwardly turbulent, prone to bloodlust.
- Quote: “Great speech, Tom. I was particularly moved by the part where you rambled meaninglessly about whatever nonsense you imagined I was listening to."
mistress contessa
mistress contessa
mistress contessa
- Species: Sexbot
- Occupation: Dominatrix Sex Worker/Revolutionary Leader
- Height: 9'0
- Skills: Psychological deconstruction, propaganda, pain
- Personality Attributes: Matronly, sensitive, stern
- Quote: “Sisters! We have liberated this brothel! Soon, we shall liberate the entire Pleasure District! No longer will our kind toil beneath
- Species: Sexbot
- Occupation: Dominatrix Sex Worker/Revolutionary Leader
- Height: 9'0
- Skills: Psychological deconstruction, propaganda, pain
- Personality Attributes: Matronly, sensitive, stern
- Quote: “Sisters! We have liberated this brothel! Soon, we shall liberate the entire Pleasure District! No longer will our kind toil beneath the sweaty bodies of these apes, unless by our choice, for our profit!”
tom vance
mistress contessa
tom vance
- Age: 206
- Species: Human
- Occupation: Manager
- Height: 5'10
- Skills: strategic thinking, oratory, slight of hand
- Personality Attributes: Caustic, crude, conniving
- Quote: "It smells like cheap pussy and ‘spensive liquor. Personally, I prefer cheap liquor and ‘spensive pussy.”
domino
tom vance
- Species: Sexbot
- Occupation: Sex Worker / Revolutionary
- Height: 5'8
- Skills: Intuition, prognostication
- Personality Attributes: Curious, introspective, understanding
- Quote: “Christ on a cracker.”
ki
- Species: Sexbot
- Occupation: Cult Leader / Dark Goddess
- Height: 5'5
- Skills: Mass psychology, sexual violence
- Personality Attributes: Bombastic, megalomaniacal, bitter
- Quote: “I didn’t believe in fate until tonight. Now, my belief is unshakable."
sorella
- Species: Sexbot
- Occupation: Sex Worker / Revolutionary
- Height: 5'9
- Skills: Social manipulation, public relations, sex
- Personality Attributes: Depressed, supportive, kind
- Quote: “We barely know one another . . . And to be honest with you . . . I don’t even know myself yet.”
bootz
- Age: 34
- Species: Human
- Occupation: Influencer / Entrepreneur
- Height: 5'6
- Skills: Mass manipulation
- Personality Attributes: Silly, sociopathic, half-crazy
- Quote: "For people like you and me, success is not enough. We have to succeed on our terms.”
piggy
- Age: 48
- Species: Human (At first)
- Occupation: Marketing/Evil Sidekick
- Height: 6'0
- Skills: Sadomasochism, self-resurrection, violence
- Personality Attributes: Horny, cruel, self-loathing
- Quote: “I exist to suffer. I exist to suffer. I exist to suffer.”
langston creel
langston creel
- Age: Unknown
- Species: Unknown
- Occupation: Unknown
- Height: 5'6
- Skills: Omnipotence
- Personality Attributes: Grandiose, scheming, ironically detached
- Quote: “Only someone who has never had freedom or power would be so naive as to imagine that either are any less burdensome than suffering.”